Southern Culture on the Skids?

Who can indulge their southern culture most eloquently. I'm a liberal, socialist, that believes in universal government sponsored healthcare, complete freedom of the press, gay marriage, and a woman's right to abortion. The confederate flag was meant to be burned (I'd happily leave a gift on my g-g-g-g-g-grandfather's confederate grave that couldn't be mistaken for flowers). And I think people that say things like a'ight, yon't to, rekon, and crik have no right to voice an opinion on a single national language. Unfortunately my record is spoiled by the fact that I do support the individuals right to bear arms. To counter that, I think there should be a national ban on all gun shows. And for all that, I'm sort of stuck living in North Georgia. Isn't life ironic?